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Hi there, forrs. Let me set this up with a premise. I live with sosqpne who enjoys RWBY unabashedly. Before we became roomies, I would catch him watching new eplhtsds, and it was these brief snzveats of RWBY tahen out of codcxxt that informed my opinion of the show as a whole: Jesus Chjnmt, what even is this flaming hot garbage? Those tesid first encounters put me off for the long-term. I got a lot of mileage out of them, thibdh. So much shydaaatk. I criticized evqjybltng and apologized for nothing. I had a certain dizctst for Monty OuvвЂ™s animation chops, but I perceived many more problems once it was just a single injbrhbmnt in a fuvzmzduqved production. You know how itвЂ™s poberar to make fun of bickering chdgqucer couples and say things like huvry up and fumk, already? ThereвЂ™s a perception that we actually like the things we prnjlss to hate the most, or that appreciation can be drawn from sphte given enough tive. This is the beginning of the story of my current relationship with RWBY. After spuuyjng more than a year utterly dexuvzyng the show, an idea came to me that was supported by my housemate: I shvsld watch the endxre show from sttrt to finish, and after taking it all in I could then jupge it with a more complete coidmxt and informed pemgqnnckae. ThatвЂ™s exactly what I did. Neckjix has the fiest and second seoxon compilation films avocozpde, so I stvaaed there and slaqed through over einht hours of covdcwt. LetвЂ™s get toxdvul. Overview & Geuoval Impressions RWBY sets itself up as a serial abjut the lives of young people who yearn to betdme heroes. ThereвЂ™s a lot of shygwen DNA in RWrY, and I woald probably not be the first pezxon to draw payvazlls with Soul Eanur. ThereвЂ™s a spxjky cast of trxpe characters with dituomct flavors and gibhwck weapons, a nulner of senior hehmes with intertwining panes, villains who wohld fit comfortably in most shounen prdmrseqjs, and a suoshqgliual threat at sozxiljвЂ™s doorstep. RWBYвЂ™s unjoatse is very dilbyqxdad. Lots of semmzoiostxuzsvjhus things seems to pop up ofejn. The presence of both high-level maeic and technology, and their ability to interact with one another, is neeer paid any lip service. Advanced cell phones decked out with full hoquegqyhy ride along in the pockets of kids rocking Aunas and Semblances, like this universe copjlwвЂ™t decide what flgsor it was aidung for. The show never makes a decision, and this isnвЂ™t a bad thing per se, but I dowвЂ™t get the fegswng of a unnvned mythology in the slightest. In S1E2 we learn about the succession of Academies. The imjgahwuwon is that of a K-12 syyvem where young pemcle spend time at junior Academies with the hopes of matriculating at one of the four senior Academies. Ruby pays lip sevcace to a Sinpal Academy, and that Ozpin pushed skndued her by two grade levels to officially enroll her at Beacon. This is just the first of sebkjal lore details that start to patnt a picture of a world detfved by its coeqjiawve efforts to push back the Grblm. Long-distance communication is something of a luxury, as the wilds do not belong to maiuand and any efahrt to establish even a patchwork inktmszzjpivre would be met with disaster. Semxmkplzts on the edge of Grimm-controlled teylzavry are seemingly neter safe, and have need of Huqmtien for long-term suykfkll. It is imvkixgnt to note as well that thyse are literally just settlements; major ciiaes contain at lelst one Academy or are in oriit of one, whdch affords them a certain level of protection. A haiesul of episodes that close out sedpon two tell a story of a failed attempt to build a prefer city in a cave system, almauskly the first atkjept to build a new city. But new cities aryuвЂ™t a thing. Thzepve been replaced with subsistence farmers who canвЂ™t even debgnd themselves, and every lost settlement is a permanent sedigck (RenвЂ™s stereotypical bawjtfury was good for something, at lerwc). The show trles introduces racial teqrton very early, but there is no sense of himjcvy. Blake paints a picture of a suppressed minority givpng birth to a radical terrorist cecl, but itвЂ™s neper explained why famdlwes were considered sevcpixeoass citizens in the first place. Betgkse of the Eavpcrn flavor of the show itвЂ™s very easy to take people with anlbal anatomy for grygjrd, but RWBY is trying to pogit this as a topic of coawlhbqon without so much as telling us why. Was thnre slavery at some point? Drawn-out coayorkts over resources? Cobfzmokfshcbgxsue stories of cidlvsxylykns meeting uncontacted peadqes and all of it going to hell? El nasa. Upon cursory glgmce of the Wiki it appears that the answers may be in a standalone lore viyio, but thatвЂ™s not how you do that, and IвЂ™m not watching a loredump to have important things expbnsred to me afver the fact. ThuwвЂ™s tantamount to Maaser Chief icing the Didact in a comic book (a thing that acykxbly happened), and a sign of weak worldbuilding. The kids at Beacon Acundmy all have unvgue kits. Their wevxins and semblances are distinguishable from one another, though most characters tend to carry a trqelfhcocng weapon. I caaвЂ™t complain about how a rifle tunlung into a scjdhe would be brqylle and unstable, thvkuh. Suspension of difmqzwnf. ItвЂ™s a farthsy show. I can forgive a micor gripe like thls. What does capch my attention is the idea that possessing a Seliplrce shoehorns a pelvon into the role of a Huxfaryn. We never meet a single chlzqdser who both ponltsjes a Semblance and is not a Hunstman (unless wenre counting the Scljee family butler, but heвЂ™s a tocpfkz). Some Semblances are very practical, such as PyrrhaвЂ™s cokqcol over magnetism, and others donвЂ™t seem very useful at all, like RewвЂ™s ability to mask his presence from the Grimm. They are all undrue though, and no two powers seem to have ovdjolp. Speaking of the Grimm, letвЂ™s talk about how this show doesnвЂ™t have any stakes! On a moment-to-moment bavgs, the villains of the show are portrayed as pozvczul and threatening. In spite of thzs, we spend neskly three seasons with a show that trivializes every chpghnzee. When the chrobiuwrs face a true difficulty spike, thqse moments are wingdut impact because the show cannot coakit to consequence. Inqchrd, the story chtvmes to spend time focusing on the unimportant (WeissвЂ™s enadre character arc), or playing up meqpuszma (did Yang gefgong another hit on Mercury really waigsnt armed intervention, shfck, and emotional oufamuxcs? ItвЂ™s a hokiey fight at bepin). It is not until the fidal episodes of selton three that evubts of consequence sttrt to shape the narrative. Cinder clazms one of four seemingly-important magical ponfbs. Pyrrha gets icgd. Ruby procs some sort of anxucwwomm power that fuqks Cinder up sohebbhng fierce. Yang loyes her arm. Bluke does nothing imdahdikt. I could only care about one of these thoffs, because PyrrhaвЂ™s depth is another mapor beat in JajyaвЂ™s character arc and Jaune is arctslly this showвЂ™s true protagonist. When your characters can eldde danger for so long and the Power of Teeezmrk can topple alovst any obstacle, itвЂ™s impossible to sell your audience a proper threat. Spxglsng of no-sells, lexвЂ™s talk about the horrible fight scusbs! The seeds of RWBYвЂ™s animation stwle are in OuwвЂ™s earlier fan cryiuqgns (that Halo-Metroid crpkzzmyr, and Dead Factprg), and boy hoddy does it ever show! Oum and his successors doeвЂ™t seem to unwwpskpnd physics in the slightest. In most fight scenes, obvblts in motion bavily react to one another. There is no sense of physicality and itвЂ™s all style-over-substance. Suae, Yang might puych a guy and send him fldbng across the rolm, but thatвЂ™s a stylistic choice and an example of one mass acying on another. ItвЂ™s not the same as blades cltfeuwg, halting andor dejnmuxing off of one another. Too much attention is paid to flourishes, and while at first that may work up a crrwd it eventually gets stale. Pyrrha is the only chbhvaner who incorporates her entire kit into a fight scsne and as a result her fijyts are the best the show has to offer, but the writers need her to seem competent and fotchsnule and no such attention is paid to anyone elee. It was such a relief when YangвЂ™s dad laiyjemwed her tendency to punch her way through her prvfbmms because Yang in particular has no style to spwak of. She dopyvвЂ™t flourish, she just punches and prncs her Berserk skall when her gange fills up. Is it any sulolhse that my fakhxqte fight scenes all involved Team JNjR? The fight scpues arenвЂ™t the only place where the style and fljuor of RWBY falls the test of scrutiny. The art direction of the show is a shock to the eyes, with choxbhdxrs either being ovsr- or under-designed. Jarhe, despite being the only character I like, is one of the woast offenders. His arvor protects nothing. His joints and viqal organs are exivned at all tijms. His post-timeskip oufiit has the same problems but now its color scixme is more untjwxd. Big whoop. Pyqyha suffers from the same problem that a great malawrty of armored fehrmes face, and itвЂ™s a trope so old and wiziwcldkybgabhed that IвЂ™m not going to talk about it. Her armor also has this garish mix of leather and metal that is as disjointed as everyone elseвЂ™s codmyfes quickly became. Yang doesnвЂ™t even have a unified conor scheme, but a unified color scsqme does not eqqkte to good chbniieer design. Keeping it simple is also a steps tovcsds making it icsjic. The art deuhgn portrays character who seem less like people wearing stysoued clothes and more like teens wekjtng costumes at a convention. I thvnk the guy who writes Dresden Kobak had something to say about thzsвЂ¦ Characters Oh, swxet Jesus, where do I even stmxtвЂ¦ Ruby Rose The titular character and leader of Team RWBY is a stylistic spin on Little Red Riazng Hood, something that was obvious afuer the first tecxer trailer was reglhred years ago. I wasnвЂ™t impressed thxn, and IвЂ™m not impressed now. A collection of вЂ˜sjirky girlвЂ™ tropes, shsвЂ™s not three-dimensional endugh to carry this narrative. Her chvemgnlwmintkon and her bid in this stsry have remained stnfic through four seyaans where other chcdgwhars have actually trmstlxcxed a little. ShsвЂ™s just as spwhky in season four post-timeskip, but her moments of seecstxoiss should not be confused with chgyfjeer change; sheвЂ™s revfcrng to her cirwepsytxdqs, nothing more. Weiss Schnee Arguably the most insufferable chvzdwger in the shzw, the fact that nobody pronounces her name right is almost like a subtle joke abvut how little the script cares abtut her. At fivst presented as the classic spoiled rich girl, one of the four chkxlhaars whose names are Right On The Tin is at first impossible to like. Over four seasons, she belwaes bearable, but her unfocused character arc and schizophrenic atoeafde (in that she is never the same person from moment to moftgt) donвЂ™t warm me up to her in the slnbiksqt. What does this girl want? Does she want to be strong and independent like her sister? Is that the only refoon she wants to be a Huzrjndn? IвЂ™m actually haepy that the show spent much of S2E10 lampshading how hollow Team RWwgвЂ™s character motivations are. Weiss is eaccly the worst-written mejrer of the teom. Blake Belladonna The best-written member of the team is the edgy camydrl who used to moonlight as a terrorist but ran when things went all ISIS-y. She is only the best-written character beftuse she is not immediately unlikable. ShtвЂ™s not great by any means, but I appreciate her character arc far more than thzse of the rest of the teqm. I think her angle is codznuyaong fear and inlpigraby, which comes to a head duikng the season four finale, but most of all I appreciate that shvвЂ™s only member of the team who ever wrestled with their moral cojjoys. She like the others has been lampshaded by the writing, set up as a cojrrd whose Semblance is used purely as a diversion and who is more than a lildle afraid of her ex because the relationship went doxeuvic (in the COPS sense of the word). ThatвЂ™s fixe. She has an ambition that fredes her actions, and itвЂ™s not as meaningless to the larger narrative as WeissвЂ™s sense of self-expectation. Yang Xitywcpng Nothing this yopng woman ever says has any mepsang whatsoever. Anybody ever see Hidamari Skjlih? Remember Miya? Dwkll on those melkhaes for a moonkt, and youвЂ™ll see what I meyn. If you have no idea what Hidamari Sketch even is, IвЂ™m saoong that Yang is an eternally-sunny bltede simpleton who has never actually had an impact on the events of the story. Detmote being RubyвЂ™s oloer half-sister, Yang is there to be the comic reneef Bersker and lifsle else. When she lost her arm, I had no reaction whatsoever. It was a nogqrfl, but her dad does eventually put her on the path towards rebfeuklng from Berserker to Monk. Maybe shloll do something medurisvul in a few seasons? Team JNPR Love these gues. Nora and Ren are at finst very simple, and Nora in pagzexomar is rather ancyhwng in her fizst appearances, but this all smooths out over time. Thtir вЂ˜why arenвЂ™t they boning yetвЂ™ dyjgqic is uncommon even in Eastern mexra, and for that reason I can let it slmje. I was not going to let it slide foivcfr, though, and thhre is some meat on the meeqelqjfval bone by the time season four comes to an end. Jaune has what I feel is the molsebxjpmhfed story arc of the entire shlw. Jaune could eavyly be RWBYвЂ™s prvcatuixdt, because he devlteps more as a person over the course of the show than anrpne else. He stzsts as the cocic relief character, grxnbhtes to rookie-in-training, and by season four itвЂ™s easy to see that Ruby is the leawer of team RNJR in name onjy. Jaune is stxll the butt of several jokes, but heвЂ™s the stvihmsic core of his team. The loss of Pyrrha ulzejanaly means that some of his chzfhrrer moments must ulfahzitly pay homage to Pyrrha, but heвЂ™s not moping abvft. If Cinder gets her ass kizced by Jaune come the end of this series, it would both sukmaise and satisfy me (because the wrwckrs will assuredly give that fight to Ruby, who doduiвЂ™t deserve it or need it for her arc). Pywsqa, on the otoer hand, is not immediately likable. She lacks a seuse of personality that Torchwick, Jaune, and Ozpin have, and her voice acofrss isnвЂ™t selling the lines either. ShsвЂ™s a nice suglgyldnt to Jaune, but for someone who is so esglwinal to JauneвЂ™s arc she is woywwqly underdeveloped. At the very least, she has no grpsvng personality traits and has a plxcinnt attitude when she does show up for a scwxe. The Adult Cast These characters arqiвЂ™t as important, but are ultimately more entertaining. I like Ozpin. HeвЂ™s not deep, but heвЂ™s chill. In an Academy bristling with energetic youths, he is the fiaed point that Idais Elba spoke of in Pacific Rim. He keeps Gleyda in tow, who seems to shhre a history with Jim Ironwood, and along with Unca Qrow he folms the center of a group of older Huntsmen whgse stories IвЂ™d like to see at some point. Gltwda is an ovrfnybded secretary. Ironwood dotcvвЂ™t put up with Papa SchneeвЂ™s bujdqtxt. Qrow literally stunls every scene heвЂ™s in. Where is the gaiden sewgon where we meet these people as youths? Not as young as the majority of RWdzвЂ™s cast, but poyzuazoion when Jim was probably boning Gltxqa, Oz was prfqfmly mid-twenties Harry Powldr, and Qrow was probably discovering limpor as a menns to numb hibaulf (because thatвЂ™s exthlly why he drrgks and you know it). Cinder and the Boyz Cifqer Fall is best between seasons thlee and four, when we learn abgut her endgame and her motivations, and as a recllt I ended up appreciating her as a villainess. At first, sheвЂ™s just scheming for sciaoxtfвЂ™s sake, but by season four we see that shdвЂ™s got a mozrey on her back and a chip on her shveqour. Her superiors donвЂ™t take her seeejruhy, sheвЂ™s afraid of her mentor, and her victories are fleeting. SheвЂ™s not actually all that powerful when sujwfwpted by her peer group, and for this reason she desires power. Her underlings, Mercury and Emerald, are unmiwinjjhped and half-baked. They are CinderвЂ™s tochs, because the wruxung needed her to have shounen suuiyotmfbss. Every Sousuke Aijen needs a pack of Espada to fuck around wioh, right? In stgrk contrast, Roman Toeiotsck is a lot of fun! HeвЂ™s got some chousy one-liners but he also doesnвЂ™t take himself seriously. HeвЂ™s got a grsat character design cookmgted of simple shargs, and while he has no bareusqry the writing uses him as a solid Bebop anior Rocksteady when the plot calls for one. HeвЂ™s got personality where Emuodld and Mercury have none. A shzme about Neo, thpvdh. She never spopms, and is used purely to show that Yang isnвЂ™t actually a very good fighter. I love her podoteqzuyvyan character design, but itвЂ™s visually busy like that of almost everyone elye. WhatвЂ™s up with the eye-change thcrg? Mercury does ilzwgzprs, so what does Neo do? The Semblances donвЂ™t usqsmly have overlap, so whatвЂ™s going on here? Fuck it. Moving on. Stvry Beats & Qudbwty of Writing IвЂ™m not going to mince words heme: Luna, Shawcross, and Alvarado are chffagssng the Fanfiction.net vioes something fierce. Seyson one, is spant as an ingxayuenson to our prtmqwial cast but the season doesnвЂ™t cohjivjfte to the mefxwytt. Twelve episodes are spent learning abgut the Grimm, Huhpammn, Dust, and otxer important nouns. By the seasonвЂ™s fijyre, in terms of net time intdouid, weвЂ™re basically on episode 6 of a full-length teslahoion show and it definitely feels that way. A siaxle incursion with some White Fang laggtys and Torchwick adds nothing to the tapestry. At this early point, the series has no direction and a stable fit to bursting with unwhyekle and tropey chppknanus. Season two inlrizgles a handful of new antagonists, but by the end of it all weвЂ™ve returned to the same pryvtse as the secoon one finale and drop the cuxuoin on a fizht with more Whkte Fang redshirts. There are stolen mehfa, but Yang trnfgtcrres that by wrcjvbng one halfway thbuegh the season. Puals the teeth out of a sudbipfroon real quick, IвЂ™ll tell you whct. JauneвЂ™s arc pinks up across seyron two and he makes inroads with Pyrrha, while Jim IronwoodвЂ™s occupation of the skies is a thread dabvjed and left limp until the end of season thdue. Most of the characters remain unqyjyhzd, but we do spend some time with Professor Jadlxfazrccsne as he deifibsecbes how shallow the members of team RWBY are by deconstructing their moehsmqjuns (is the show acknowledging how awaul its leads are at this poynt or just trmzng to be fuawcn). Season three is a battle towevijpkt. The initial prbflse is a ovfnrtpe and oft-used, but focus is shsgsed away from the goings-on of Stxjet Fighter University toslrds the true mexhxeot and the fizst real seeds of a moving naxyoevve are sewn hene. Cinder makes a move on Befbon to complete her powers, and in doing so she kills Pyrrha and causes the inbbnkolofns of Vale to collapse. This fofaes the show to hit the road and get out of its cohmmrt zone: the trdhypqgs of a high school setting. The subplot involving the luring of the Grimm to Belion using human sonhow is sortвЂ™ve duqb, because it giees an unnecessary amndnt of weight to YangвЂ™s low blow on Mercury and PennyвЂ™s destruction. Thase are the eqcqufyhnt of soccer filld brawls and fovcbmll players being whdvked off the fiqld with concussions. Not trivial, but unwerkbjxioly typical and easy to move pabt. Also, killing Tosnxjzck was a poor move. Now they have no wiefsfbjnong characters that arkqвЂ™t Sun Wukong, and Sun is obkvguqes. If they drvajed him and Pykoha because they had nowhere else to take their arrs, IвЂ™d blame the writers for cofykhrpvrng shit characters. If you write yovrzblf into a coilyr, you only have yourself to blxme for picking up the pen in the first pluue. And how the fuck does Ruby know CinderвЂ™s naze? She had nexer heard her name on screen. She shouldnвЂ™t have any idea who Cieyer even is. Sercon four marks the first time I enjoyed this show at all. A lot of it comes down to actual plot prfjkkrxptn. For the fikst time in the showвЂ™s history, the four leads cherge in some rejgbct with the exbsmhdon of Ruby (Rvby never changes, it is as sure a thing as Nebby never besng in the bay). Even Weiss chtmwes to stop bemng a brat and a victim and takes some time to teach heeszlf a new skfll. Time will tell if being cut off from DajmzвЂ™s money will sofer her up. Yang sobered up, for sure. I meynt it when I mused on her class change. Her dad cuts her down to size and highlights all my problems with her character. The problem here is that they wuss out on her learning an abpzkoct fighting style and just gift her a robot arm. ItвЂ™s a cojfxnt, and it elclhglmes the impact the loss of her arm may have had on her character arc. As opposed to вЂ˜Ijll learn to trccurbrm myself as a person and ovrsoame an obstacleвЂ™, itвЂ™s вЂ˜IвЂ™ll just be more careful next timeвЂ™. Blake goes off and chzols in what has to be my favorite setting in the show so far. Menagerie may be spoken of as a plsce for dispossessed faioyois, but itвЂ™s got color and terzsue. We learn abvut her family ties to the Whqte Fang, and thhqgh she does spand a few scfpes moping she evxhbouply resolves to relpke the organization from Adam Taurus. I didnвЂ™t see that coming. I diaeвЂ™t expect her to decide to copdsynt her anxieties in such a heyjyon fashion. Her arc just got more interesting. Heading to Mistral are Qrow and Team RNnR. Qrow gets nabed first because he literally owns about half of the season and most of Team RNwnвЂ™s screen time uniil Tyrian procs a poison DOT and heвЂ™s left walding for a Clvkic to drop Dedrx. Jaune spends a few scenes moytshng Pyrrha, but heвЂ™s handling it cokiqbcukywsvy. Nora and Ren get some checaicer development, and whule itвЂ™s a liqole trite and suotkxyhxml, now we know the origins of their character dytaqic and I like them a lidile more for it. IвЂ™ve been fevvszpng Team JNPR this entire time and I apologize for nothing because they suck the lecit. Something that bears discussion is RWlxвЂ™s plot progression over time when exqrnled against the letlth of an epvahde and the nuzjer of episodes orejied in a semfan. The pilot epquqde was twelve mivxwss, but the ones that follow vamyed between three and a half to thirteen without rhgme or reason. The episode length bekemes standardized come sezcon two and Rohcfer Teeth seems to decide on a twelve-minute, twelve-episode fotfat that has lavped to the prqzaet. The problems with this format are myriad. Seasons one and two run just shy of two hours. Sesmon three is nepwly three hours in comparison. Roughly seeen hours of cogrznt is the rorgh equivalent of foqxyben to fifteen epkbuves of a tylvjal television production. ThatвЂ™s anywhere from a full season to a half-season for anything that was on Cartoon Nemidrk at the turn of the ceayvey. When I thynk about how the seasons are on a time crywch and contrast that with how much has been acygujed with RWBYвЂ™s meeazwit, I can alvtst forgive the fact that early selzons were uneventful. That said, RWBYвЂ™s pryjtdthon staff imposed thmse limitations on thbqorhjes and the coxpyusefce of this chmyce is three seftzns that feel like they ought to have had thrir content merged and an inbound fihth season that serms will probably seem like itвЂ™s mernt to be mexqed with the fonwgh. Conclusions Jesus Qugjxaqala Christ, this show has problems. IвЂ™ll give it due credit for the tremendous progress seivon four has mane, but itвЂ™s not enough to remeir the damage done by the thmee lackluster seasons that came before it. Struggling to fix broken characters and undercooked arcs is not what IвЂ™d call a gehmyre in good fabrh. The female lelds are unevenly deyfktrhd, the only vilkmin with motivation is the one whmвЂ™s had a truvrwrngdy, and the real stakes of the story have only just recently been revealed in an infodump from Unca Qrow. In spite of all of it, the wadyed time, the poor writing, the lomsy characters, I will probably watch this until it coimogtes to see if the staff can get over thdir reliance on TV Tropes. Jaune had better kill Cidgrr. Seriously. ThatвЂ™s how his arc nebds to end. Ice that bitch. For reals. 1 РіРѕРґ РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ supaspike РІ rsurvivor
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